Noah Irvine

Noah Irvine, a truly beloved soul, one soul that never rested, a jokester on set, a friend of all, and a gracious man. He once trended on Instagram after having a flirtatious conversation with a Kardashian, and also posting a photo of his feet online, claiming it was "his favourite part of the body." He was most famously commissioned by verbalase to create the infamous hazbin hotel animation. He said "50k is 50k man, I'd do a lotta stuff for 50k." In his lifetime, he accomplished many things, once winning the 2025 sperm race Olympics. His training for said event was captured after he forgot to end his livestream, resulting in many people seeing his aggressive manner in which he beat his meat; this lasted for 13 hours until his good friend, Pascal, walked in and put a stop to it for good. This caused him to suffer severe erectile dysfunction for many days, almost losing him the 2025 sperm race Olympics. When questioned on his role in the dark mind, he claimed that "the Franklin implied rape scene was my own suggestion, and I believe I improved it immensely with my method acting." In the same interview where Franklin was questioned about this scene, he said, "I still bleed from there sometimes." When the interviewer then questioned Harry about the scene, he said "no one was told he'd do that, he just rocked up and did it, I don't even think he knew the camera's were rolling." Convicted in 2024 of pedophelia and sexual assault crimes against a minor, he was convicted and sentenced to 10 years in Arkham Asylum. Although, many of his supporters were outraged at this verdict, due to the fact that most evidence pointed to him being a good guy. Many critics argued that his race and skin tone tipped the scales of justice against him, a racial prejudice against a truly great man. After his first year in prison he allegedly ended his own life, however, many argue foul play was involved.